Monday, November 2, 2009

Dear Diary...

Dear Diary,

Wouldn't it be great if married guys would actually wear their wedding rings and talk about their wives and kids? School pictures are an especially lovely added touch.

I'm just saying... just because a guy leaves his zip code doesn't make it okay for him to act like he's big pimping!

Single girls like me need signs, symbols and signals. If we start getting signals and think it's okay to begin the flirt fest, then the next thing we look for is a symbol, i.e. the lil "circle of trust" that should be on his left hand but isn't. If we think he's single and he's giving off the right signals, then we want to hear what his sign is (in this case, his sign is "STOP.) If we get all that and then come to find out that he ran the stop sign to travel down another pathway, that just ain't right, baby!

To quote Beyonce... "you shoulda put a ring on it"... and left it there.

Next please...

1 comments:

  1. oh great, I am going to have that song stuck in my head all night, ha! :))

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