Monday, November 9, 2009

His Mama Didn't Raise Him Right!

So I'm online last week on a new site and one of the first guys to wink at me is a young guy. I know I joke about being a cougar, but even this guy was too young for me. Anyways, he seemed very nice and enthusiastic, so I figured a little harmless online flirting was okay. So, we email back and forth and I mention how I just lost a lot of weight and so the dating scene is different for me now. So, he asks if I would send a couple more pictures. So, I do. Then he emails back and asks if I would send pictures from now... after I've lost weight. WOW! Really? Did your mama not teach you any manners? Those pictures had just been taken last weekend. Yikes! I kinda felt like I had been punched. Suffice it to say... we are no longer emailing. If you're not sure of a situation... don't say anything! It's like when someone goes up to an overweight woman and asks her when she's due and she's not pregnant. Not okay! Awkward! Time to get away... away to an etiquette class! But there is hope...

So today I'm walking into an office building and the security guard is no more than 25, adorable and just smiling. I say hi and show him my I.D. and he starts looking behind me and all around me. I was a little confused. So, then he says, "Where's your body guards?" I say "Huh?" and continue to look confused. And he says, "Um yah... EVERY super model needs body guards!" AWWWWWWW... Now HIS mama raised him right! He put a smile on my face that has lasted all day. When you're sweet like that, you can own the world! Hope someone makes you smile this week!

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