"I Just Have One Question For You!"

Loaded statement, right?  You have no idea.  So I was online about 3 months ago and had corresponded a few times with a guy and he had asked for my number.  He seemed very nice and somewhat normal (does that even exist?  Not in my world, apparently!), so I gave it to him.

So... I took my profile off of the site and he still continues to call me and we chat and he keeps asking me out for coffee.  Some kind of intuition though kept me from confirming or if I did agree, I would contact him and try to reschedule.  Something just wasn't right.  But by golly... he is persistent.  Even though I did mention several times how I didn't really think we had much in common.  Did not phase him.  We still have NEVER met (that will be important in a minute!)

The holidays come and I'm spending mine with my mom in the ICU.  He calls during that time and of course, I'm all caught up in my mom's situation and send his call to voice mail.  And he leaves a message.  Something to the effect of, "Hey Gert!  It's ____.  Just called to see how your holidays were and I have just one question for you.  So, please call me back."

I'm thinking... he needs tickets to something or needs resume help or whatever I usually get asked for.  I just kind of dismiss it because I know he'll call back.

He waits a couple of hours and texts me.  Here's the text:  "So I just have one question for you.  Will you please have sex with me?"

Seriously?  I have just one question for you... "WTF?"

Moving on again... period.  No questions asked.   Stay tuned.